Don't Drink and Knit

This is the result of a horrific accident involving alcohol and knitting.  Here you see the aftermath of a terrible accident where the knitter decided to get behind the needles and operate while under the influence.  The pattern was damaged severely during the accident.  While the incident unfolded, the knitter as well as her accomplices, Kraken (rum) and Dr. Pepper were observed by onlookers as being off balance, uninhibited and unable to properly operate the needles.  The result - a dropped stitch and a defaced pattern.